If someone says “I love you for your brains”, they’re probably a keeper. Or a zombie. There’s only one failsafe way to find out: plunge a sharp object into their chest. If they keep coming toward you, they are a zombie and you should remove the head or destroy the brain. If they die, they are…er, were…a keeper.

Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% Elastane
Washing: Cold hand wash only
Made in: Australia