If someone says “I love you for your brains”, they’re probably a keeper. Or a zombie. There’s only one failsafe way to find out: plunge a sharp object into their chest. If they keep coming toward you, they are a zombie, and you should remove the head or destroy the brain. If they die, they are…er, were…a keeper.

HWMF is that noise you make when you flip your hair and walk away dramatically.
It also stands for High-Waisted Matte Finish....which is pretty self explanatory, yeah?

Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% Elastane
Washing: Cold hand wash only
Made in: Australia